Management
Exam!
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Question 1: How do you put a giraffe
into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is; open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in, and close the door. (The above question tested whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.)
Question 2: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong answer: Open the refrigerator, put the elephant in, and close the refrigerator. Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in, and close the door. (The above question tested your logic skills.)
Question 3: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference and all the animals attend, except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct answer: The Elephant! ...Still in the refrigerator! (The above question tested your memory skills.)
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.
Question 4: There is the river where the crocodiles live. How do you manage to cross it?
Correct answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting. (The above question tested your comprehensive skills.)
If you did not get any of the questions right, relax; you are perfectly qualified for a management position! |